English Jokes from Facebook Comments

Dear Justin Bieber haters, please respect him. I owe him my life.Last year August, i had been in a coma for 6 months. Then one day my nurse turned on the radio to his songs. So i woke up and turned it off..




I bought a porn DvD today then I put it in the DVD player But all I saw was some guy sitting on a sofa holding his d*ck
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Then I realized that I didn't switch on the TV  ??????




Once my chinese friend was in the hospital.. before he died he said "?????????" And died.. i got really sad. So I decided to go to china and learn chinese. After 3 years of learning chinese.. turns out he told me to get my foot of the oxygen tube..